Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too chicken!
Chicken Jokes
How are children like baby goats?
They’re all kids!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
Why did the chicken leave the coop?
To hang with his peeps!
What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?
A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!
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