Chicken Jokes

From Alex L, 13 years old

How do chickens get into a hotel?

They chick-in!

Please wait...

From Michael, age 13, Charlotte, NorthCarolina

Why did the chicken skip school?

So he could hang with his peeps.

Please wait...

From Vincent, age 7, U.S.

What did the chicken do when it was time for dinner?

It got to the table so we wouldn’t starve.

Please wait...

From Randy, age 15, Trinidad

Why did the chicken cross the football field?

Because the referee yelled foul!

Please wait...

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

I have a chicken-proof front yard.

It’s im-peck-able (impeccable)!

Please wait...

From Harshu, age 8, India

We get chicken pox. What do chickens get?

People pox!

Please wait...