Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
Chicken Jokes
Because it was a chicken!
What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?
That’s eggcellent!
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Why couldn’t the chicken play baseball?
Because she kept hitting fowl balls!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?
A dirty double crosser!
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