Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and an encyclopedia?
A: A hencyclopedia!
Chicken Jokes
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
Because it was a chicken!
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Why couldn’t the chicken play baseball?
Because she kept hitting fowl balls!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?
A dirty double crosser!
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