Computer Jokes

From Jericho O'Hare, 10 years old, Orange County, Virginia

Why did the computer go to the doctor??

Because it had a virus.

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From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?

Spam them back!

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From Larry, 13 years old, Canada

What instrument does a computer like best?

A keyboard!

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From Brooke, age 10, Minnesota

Why did the computer sneeze?

Because it had a virus!

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From Brooke, age 10, Minnesota

What’s a super hero computer called?

A screen saver!

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From Emma, 11 years old, Canada

How are computers like school hallways?

They both have monitors!

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