Computer Jokes

From Michelle, age 11, Portland, Or

Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube is making one website together. What is the new site called?

You-twit-face!

Please wait...

From Steve, age 12, Los Angeles, California

What did the spider create when he was inside the computer?

The World Wide Web!

Please wait...

From Zack A., age 9, Piscataway, NJ

Where are delinquent disk drives sent?

To boot camp!

Please wait...

From Antonio, age 9, USA

Antonio: Do you know what BRB means,Michael?
Michael: Be right back

Antonio: NO! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! ITS DARK! WAAAAH!

Please wait...

From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What kind of computer is an amazing singer?

A Dell! (Adele!)

Please wait...

From Andrew, age 10, London, England

Why was the computer so cold?

It forgot to close it’s WINDOWS!

Please wait...