Computer Jokes

From Mikaela, age 10, You Know Where

What did the alien say to the author?

Take me to your readers!

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From ISAAC, 8 years old, Henderson,NV

What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

A screensaver!

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From Joseph, age 10, Singapore

How did the computer criminal get out of jail?

He pressed the escape key!!!

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From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?

Spam them back!

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From Brooke, age 10, Minnesota

Why did the computer sneeze?

Because it had a virus!

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From Mr. Jay Does All, 10 years old, USA

What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?

The Guardians Of The Galaxy!

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