Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to the other website!
From Abby Macky, 9 years old, blackduck M.N
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Computer Jokes
Guy 1: I posted ten puns on the internet hoping they would go viral.
Guy 2: Did any?
Guy 1: No pun in ten did!
What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?
MONITOR other people!
How does a computer get out of prison?
It uses its ESC key!
LYSSIE: What does IDK mean?
ELIZABETH: I don’t know
LYSSIE: Omg you’re like the 5th person I’ve asked and no one knows!
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost all its contacts!
