Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it caught a virus!!
From grant , age 10
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Computer Jokes
What type of computer sings?
A Dell!
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to the other website!
Guy 1: I posted ten puns on the internet hoping they would go viral.
Guy 2: Did any?
Guy 1: No pun in ten did!
What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?
MONITOR other people!
How does a computer get out of prison?
It uses its ESC key!
