Why do cows wear bells?
Because they don’t have horns!
Cow Jokes
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
Where do cows go on their space vacation?
The moooooon!
What do you call a cow with holes in it?
HOLY COW!
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