Cow Jokes

From Jed, 17 years old, Ormskirk

What religion is a cow that is on a diet?

Moo-slim!

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From Mazzi, 9 years old, Washington

Why did the cow cross the road?

‘Cause she was tied to the chicken!

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From Priscilla, 15 years old, Illinois

What would you use a cow for planting?

You need moo poo too!

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From MARQUES A., 10 years old, MARYLAND

YO MAMA SO SHORT THAT SHE

CAN MILK A COW STANDING UP!

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From Kenny, 10 years old, France

How do you count cows?

A cowculator!

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From Allyyssaaa, 10 years old, Kentucky, Bowling Green

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

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