The farmer found a load of cow poo.
He said, “Who did this?”
The cow said, “The udders!”
Cow Jokes
What do you call a giant cow attacking a city?
Udder destruction!
Why did the cow moo?
Because its horns weren’t working!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?
Because it wanted chocolate milk.
Where do the cows go?
To the mooooooovies!
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