Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
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From Aliya, age 11, Australia
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
From Bernie, age 11, Florida
What do you call a cow with no legs?
From Chris, age 8, Wilmington, North Carolina
Why do cows wear bells?
From DJ, age 14, Canada
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
From Alex, age 5, Minnesota
What do you call a cow with no legs?
From Jonathan , age 8, Austin, Texas
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
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