Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an udder failure!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
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