What does a farmer use to count his cows?
A cowculater!
Cow Jokes
Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
Moooo-tels!
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooosic!
What do cows use to count with?
A cowculater!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
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