What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooosic!
Cow Jokes
What do cows use to count with?
A cowculater!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an udder failure!
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