What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Cow Jokes
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an utter failure!!
What do you call a cow with holes in it?
HOLY COW!
What do you get when you pamper a cow?
Spoiled milk!!!
