Why did the cows go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way!
From Mariah, 9 years old, Georgia
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Cow Jokes
How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
What do you call a cow that lives in Florida?
By its name!
What do you get when you cross a cow with and earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job her job?
She couldn’t keep jumping over the moon!
What is a cow’s favorite subject?
Moosic!
