What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
From Dan Tdm, 9 years old, North America
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Cow Jokes
Why did the cows go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way!
How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
What do you call a cow that lives in Florida?
By its name!
What do you get when you cross a cow with and earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job her job?
She couldn’t keep jumping over the moon!
