Cross the Road Jokes

From Eli Saks, 12 years old, Politz Hebrew Academy

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was on strike.

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From Rachel, 3 years old, Utah

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because the body shop was on the other side!

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From Katie, 9 years old, USA

Why did the goose cross the road?

The chicken was on vacation!

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From Emily, 13 years old, Utah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It wanted chicken nuggets!

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From Dara, 3 years old,

Why did the bunny cross the road?

To show his friend his hip hop!

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From Jaim, 11 years old, Melbourne

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

Because roads weren’t invented back then!

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