Cross the Road Jokes

From Joshua, age 7, Parma, Ohio

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Zippy, a reader, New York City, New York

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken!

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From Jordan, age 10, Iowa, USA

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!

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From Joseph, age 9, Florida

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He wanted to get away from the people saying “why did the chicken cross the road?”.

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From Aggie, age 11, London, England

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the chicken funeral in KFC!

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From Andy-roe, age 12

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

It was too stuffed!

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