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Cross the Road Jokes

From Jacob, age 5, Ontario, Canada

Why did the monster truck drive on the side walk?

Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
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From Lewis, age 8, Waycross, GA

Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?

Because it was two tired!
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From Zachary, Nashville, Tennessee

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the opossom it could be done!
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From Derek, age 4, Alberta, Canada

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken!
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From Rapti, age 7, Abudhabi, UAE

Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?

Because his mummy was not there!
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From Andrew, age 9, IN,USA

Why did the bear cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation!
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