Is there life on Mars?
Archives for February 2006
I can’t see any on my chocolate bar!
Astronauts
What do astronauts eat off of?
Flying saucers!
Saturn
Can Saturn take a bath?
Yes, but it might leave a ring!
Alien
What are alien’s favorite food?
Human beans!
Moon
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Because it has four quarters!
Postal Service
I don’t understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-three cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive.
Still only a penny a day!