What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
Archives for March 2006
Snow White
What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
Woman and Shark
Why wasn’t the woman scared of the man-eating shark?
Tea
A woman went out, leaving her husband to heat some water for tea.
The woman went to the store to get some food to go with the tea.
“Could I interest you in this lovely ox’s tongue?” said one shopkeeper.
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
Million Dollars
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”
Liquid
What type of liquid does a frog drink?