What kind of fruit is on a dime??
Archives for May 2006
Blonde and Redhead
Once a blonde and a redhead went out to a bar. They were watching the six o’clock news. A man was going to jump of the Brooklyn Bridge. The redhead bet the blonde $20.00 that he would jump. The blonde agreed.The man jumped and the redhead said “I can’t take your money because I saw this on the three o’clock news.”
Three Socks
Why did the boy’s mother sew him 3 socks?
Yah
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Three Doors
There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?
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