Why couldn’t the flower ride his bike?
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Because he lost his petals.
Teacher With Crossed Eyes
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
Grandfather’s feeth
Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
Falls
What always falls without getting hurt?
Rain!
Snowman and Dracula
What do you get when you cross a snowman and Dracula?
Frost bite!
Fish and Elephant
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!