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Archives for May 2007
Liver and Cheese
Their was a female dog who went to three male dogs and asked them to make a sentence that had liver and cheese in the sentence. So the first dog said “Would you like some liver and cheese?”
She didn’t like that sentence, so she turned to the next dog. Annd the next dog said, “Do you have any liver or cheese?”
She didn’t say a thing and then turned to the next dog, and asked him to say a sentence with liver and cheese in it.
Homework
Why did the students eat their homework?
Squirrel
How do you catch a squirrel?
Pig
What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?
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