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Archives for July 2007
Blonde Television
Once there was a blonde who walked into a store and said, “Can I buy that TV?”
The salesman said, “We don’t sell to blondes.”
Then the blonde put on a brown wig, came back and asked the same question, but she got the same answer. She tried more times with different wigs but always got the same answer. The last time she came in she asked, “How did you know I was a blonde?”
Color the House
There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
Big As A Whale
Yo Mama’s so fat…
Vampire Pig
What do you call a vampire pig?
Amos
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.