Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I got decked by a pack of cards!
Card Deck
Doctor: I will deal with you later!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Holly, age 13, London
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I got decked by a pack of cards!
From Jay, age 7, England
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
From Taytay, age 16, Wisconsin, United States
What is a frog’s favorite word?
From Ally, age 11, Sudburry
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
From Holly, age 13, London
Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
From Katee , age 10, Littlerock, Washington
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
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