What do witches use after they’ve blow-dried their hair?
Archives for October 2007
Scare-spray!
Goosefeathers
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
Simon and Alec
Simple Simon: How do I get to the hospital quickly?
Smart Alec: Stand in the middle of the road.
Soft Landing
Once a poor little mouse fell in a cup of soda.
Don’t worry, it was a soft drink!
INCOMING JOKE
One day a teacher asked everybody to say their name backwards like, Madison= Nosidam, or Jordan=Nadroj. Then she asked Simon, “Simon can you say your name backwards?”
No Mis!
Vinegar Joke
What did one cucumber say to the other cucumber?
Boy, are we in a pickle!
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