Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Archives for December 2007
Because it’s Decembrrr!
Rubber Legs
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs!
What Smells Funny
What smells funny?
Clown Pooh!
Complicated Relationship
A girl says to her boyfriend, “Let’s get married!” The guy says yes. The second time she asks him to get married he says yes. The third time she asks him to get married he says no. The girl says, “Why not?”
The guy says, “Because if we get mad at each other, I don’t want to get divorced 3 times!
Old Father Christmas
How did Santa cross the road?
With his candy Cane!
Workin’ Turkey
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
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