What do you call a hamburger bun in a rocking chair?
Archives for February 2008
Rockin’ roll!
Failing Organs
Ram tells his condition to the doctor. After he is examined, the conversation went something like this…
DOCTOR:Your kidney has failed.
RAM: How can that be? It never went to school! From now on I will send it tuition!
Slick Joke
What letters describe a slippery sidewalk?
I, C!
Winter Clothes Joke
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on a head and I’ll go around!
Hot Elephant
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
To keep from falling in the cocoa!
Hungry Man
Why did Superman go in to a sandwich?
To be a hero!