What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers?
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Wrinkle Free Gran
A mother was ironing her washing. Her son asked ” Mother, why are you ironing your washing?”
His Mum said, “To make them nice and wrinkle-free, darling. ” she replied.
The son said, “Then why don’t you iron grans’ face, mum?”
Cracking Up
How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
Tree Bark
What do you get when you cross a tree with a dog?
Bark!
Modest Lights
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
Private Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business!
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