Did you hear the joke about the butter?
Archives for April 2008
I better not tell you, it might spread!
Broom Service
What’s the first thing a witch does when she enters a hotel?
Orders Broom service!
Poor Little Thing
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
English Joke Perhaps?
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Manchester United fan from Manchester and an old tramp are walking down the street together when they spot a £50 pound note.Who gets it?
The old tramp, of course, the other three are mythical creatures!
Rabbit Farts
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts!
Eating Birds
What type of bird do people eat at every meal?
Swallow!
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