What did Tennessee?
Archives for May 2008
The same thing Arkansaw!
Smelly Dino
Why do dinosaurs need to take a shower?
Because they ex-stink!
Teapot
What starts with ‘t’ ends with ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’?
a teapot
Shady Dog
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
AstroCow
Why did the cow go into space?
He wanted to walk on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Repeating the Grade
This guy comes back from his 5th grade test results and says “I flunked a grade, I flunked a grade.” Another guy says “Why did you say that twice?”
And the other one says “Because my teacher told me to repeat this grade level.”