Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Archives for July 2008
Spell It
Teacher: Joe, can you spell alphabet?
Joe: Of course!
Teacher: Than spell it!
Original Heaven Joke
Tom,Bob,Billy and Tim all died and went to Heaven. An Angel showed them a clock room. The Angel said “How fast your clock ticks is how much you’ve sinned.” Tom’s clock was ticking slowly.Bob’s was ticking as fast as a normal clock. Tim’s was a little faster. Then they all ask the Angel. Where’s Billy’s?
Elbow in Ribs
Jack: Hey! Get your elbow out of my ribs!
Mike: I don’t have my elbow in your ribs! I have it in your food!
Please Kenya
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Poor Booger
Why did the booger cross the road?