When my daughter was 8, she came home with a new joke, she said, “Hey dad, you’re getting taller!” Absent minded me, I said, “What?”
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She then said, “Your head is growing through your hair!” She had noticed my rug was getting a bit lean on top!
Ho Hos
What is Santa Claus’ favorite snack?
Ho hos!
Stuffed Bear
What does a teddy bear say after it’s been offered food?
I’m stuffed!
Chickens Renting Movies
Where do chickens rent their movies from?
Buckbuster!
Sneeze
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Snail Booger
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
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