Knock Knock
Who’s there
I’m lion.
I’m lion who?
Doing Nothing
I’m lion here just doin’ nothin’. How ’bout you?
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Lukee, age 8, California
Knock Knock
Who’s there
I’m lion.
I’m lion who?
From Parishith, age 8, INDIA
Can FEBRUARY march?
From Lukee, age 8, California
Why did the dog bark after school?
From Reilley, age 11, Denver, Colorado
What did the mushroom say to the flower after she decided not to go on a date with him?
From Ricki , age 13, USA
What did one math book say to another?
From Jacey, age 3, America
What did the fish use as a cell phone?
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