What does a sheep say it needs when it’s dirty?
Archives for June 2009
Baa-aaa-aaa-ath!
Three Men and a Bar
Three men walk into a bar.
You’d think the third one would notice.
Brontosnoreus
Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinosaur?
Because he was a Bronto-snore-us!
Horse Shoe
What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?
Horseshoe
Tea
Why is a grandma like a Golf champion?
Because they both want tea/tee!
Jeans
Why is your family like a factory outlet?
Because they both have jeans(genes).
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