Teacher:Rachael, all your sums are wrong,
should I call your dad and tell him that
you never study?
Rachael:He won’t say anything.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Dad’s Sums
Rachael:Because he did these sums,not me!
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From HiNoW, age 12, Dubai, UAE
Teacher:Rachael, all your sums are wrong,
should I call your dad and tell him that
you never study?
Rachael:He won’t say anything.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
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