A boy in camp wrote:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need.Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.Please write aNOther letter soon.Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
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From Nina, age 9, Bath,Michigan
A boy in camp wrote:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need.Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy
From JD, age 7, California
Why did the gum cross the road?
From Lilly, age 10, Brum, England
A man was on holiday. He got a text from his butler saying, “Your cat’s dead.” He flew back to England and told the butler that if anything similar ever happened like that again, he was to brace him by telling him in stages, like the first text saying, “Your cat is stuck on the roof”, the second saying, “Your cat fell off and is at the vets”, and the third saying, “Your cat’s dead.” “Ok ,” said the butler. Three weeks later he went back on holiday and got a text from the butler. It said….
From Katie, age 13, Mulvane, Kansas
Why did the coach go to the bank?
From Tabitha, age 11, Nebraska
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
From Lewis, age 9, London
What did the robot say to the petrol pump?
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