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Archives for April 2010
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Million Dollar Joke
A man is talking to God. After a while, he randomly asks, “Hey, God? How long is a million years to you?”
“For me, a million years is merely a second,” replies God. They talk for a while longer, and then the man asks, “Hey, God? Can I have a million dollars?”
God replies: “Sure. Just give me a second.”
Booger With Crash Helmet
What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
Smore Funny
What do aliens eat when they go camping?
Martian mallows!
Aspirin
Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an ASPIRIN!
Snap
What game do crocodiles play?
Snap!