Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Archives for May 2010
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Knows It By Heart
Why does a donkey close its eyes when it hee-haws?
Because it knows it by heart.
Mootastic
What did the teacher cow say to a cow’s 100 percent paper?
MOO-tastic!
Outside Monkey
What part of a monkey has more hair?
The outside!
Live in Present
Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!
Don’t Know
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, he never told me!