Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Archives for December 2010
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Chicken Joke
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!
Sandy Claws Again
What does a cat on the beach have to do with Christmas?
Sandy-claws!
Buck Choy
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a choy?
Buck choy!
Burn Me Up
What did the Christmas tree say to the lights?
You burn me up!
Ran Out of Juice
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill ?
Because it ran out of juice!!