How many chickens does it take to serve ten people?
Archives for March 2011
Chickens are not good at serving. Better get waiters and waitresses!
Working On It
Have you heard the construction joke?
I’m working on it.
Spelling
What is a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!
Striped Sausage
What do you call a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages!
The Udder
Why did the farmer milk the cow while sitting on a three legged stool?
Because the cow had the udder!
Don’t Look Changing
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look I am changing.