Why did the gum cross the road?
Archives for March 2011
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Punch Numbers
What did the calculator say to the person?
Punch some numbers in!
Cow and Grass Drawing
A kid hands his teacher a blank sheet of paper. The teacher says, “What’s this?” and the kid replies,”It’s a cow and some grass.” The teacher says, “Well where’s the grass?” The kid replies, “The cow ate it.”
The teacher says, “Well, then where’s the cow?” and the kid replies, “He left cuz there was no more grass!”
Inspector
What did the inspector say to the fish?
Something smells fishy around here!
YodelHe
Knock,Knock.
Who’s there?
Yodle a he.
Yodle a he who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
To the Zoo
A girl asked me out and says, “I’d like you to meet my family…”
…as she took me to the zoo…
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