Why should you never eat tinsel?
Archives for May 2011
Because you’ll get tinselitis!
Roller Skating Lessons
MOM: You got back from your roller skating lessons; how did it go?
LYSSIE: Good I guess.
MOM: What was the hardest part?
Lyssie: The pavement
Me Neither
Sarah and Sam studied together in a class. The teacher once called Sam and told him ” I know you copied this question from Sarah.”
Sam answered ” Ma’am, what makes you say that?”
The teacher replies “Because Sarah’s answer to question five is I don’t know and your answer is Me neither!”
The teacher replies “Because Sarah’s answer to question five is I don’t know and your answer is Me neither!”
Buzzy Bee
Where did the bee go when he couldn’t make honey?
A buzz-ness place!
Orange Banana
Knock Knock….Whos There?….Orange….Orange Who?…..
Orange You Glad I Didnt Say Banana?
Fresian
Why don’t cows go to the North Pole?
Because it’s fresian!
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