Why did the wind scream?
Archives for May 2011
‘Cause it saw Justin Beiber!
Madam Knock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam fingers are stuck in the door!
May Flower
April showers bring may flowers but what did may flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Stan Knock
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back,I’m going to sneeze!
Not Lion
On the hottest day of the summer, a man and a giraffe walked into a bookstore. The giraffe gets dehydrated and passes out. The manager approaches the man and says “Whats that lyin’ on the floor”
That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!
Spud
What do you call a pet potato?
Spud!
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