What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Archives for June 2011
Milkshake Earthquake
What do you call milk that came from a cow after an earthquake?
Computer Nerd Joke
Why did the computer freeze up?
Fish Dam
What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall under water?
Ordinary Back Pack
There were 4 people on a plane. 2 of them were very important, 1 of them was just an ordinary man, and the other was a kid. Then, the plane started crashing, but there was only 3 jet packs.
The 2 important people took parachutes, because they are important. Then, the man said to the kid, “You can take the last parachute, so you can live a longer life, but I’m just an ordinary man.”
“No, we can BOTH live,” said the boy. “But there’s only 1 parachute left,” said the man…
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