Why are fish never good at tennis?
Archives for August 2011
Because they don’t like going near the net.
Kind of Fly
If a fly had butter on it what would it be called?
A butterfly!
Why Did the Chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Big Gorilla
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
Dad and Son Math
“Hey dad, what does 3 grapes plus five?”
“Son didn’t you learn it in school?”
“Yes but we used bananas instead.”
How Does the Man in the Moon?
How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?
With a Big Dipper.
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