What did the sushi say to the bee?
Archives for September 2011
Wasabi?
Dentist Tree
What’s a dentist’s favourite tree?
A gum tree!
Booger Cross
Why did the booger cross the road
Because he was being picked on!
Birthday Gift
Girl: Where is my b’day gift?
Boy: Can you see the red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road?
Girl: (extremely happy)Yes!?
Boy : I got the same colour nail polish for you!
Why Did Tigger Look?
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)
Why Didn’t the Skeleton?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He did not have the guts.