Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Me Knock
It’s me; how could you not remember me?
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From Quincy, age 15, Africa, Ghana
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
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What does Santa eat and drink?
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How do fish know how heavy they are?
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Where do ants go surfing?
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