How do you make a snowman a blonde?
Archives for September 2011
You hollow out the head!
What Did the Plate Say
What did the plate say to the other plate?
DINNER’S ON ME!
Pig Sandwich
What do you call a sandwich made out of a pig’s nose?
A ham-booger!
Cow and Calf
What do you call a cow who just had her baby?
De-calfinated!
Bernadette Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my sweets!
Blushing Tomato
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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