Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Archives for November 2011
Because the chicken hadn’t been created yet!
Upside Down Duck
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up!
Cross Teacher
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
She had problems with her pupils!
Choco Dentist
Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
To get it’s carmel filling!
Smart Kid
Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”
Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
Which Hand
Which hand do you write with?
Neither; I’d rather write with a pencil.
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