My teacher said little girls can be what ever they want to be.
Archives for December 2011
So I asked her, “Why did you become an old lady?”
Lazy Robbers
There were two lazy people. They went and robbed a bank and came home. One said, “Let’s count the money.” The other one said:
“We’ll see it in the newspaper tomorrow.”
Magnet Talk
What did the one magnet say to the other?
I’m attracted to you!
Sun Joke
Did you hear the joke about the sun?
It’s over your head.
Bees to School
How do bee students get to class?
They take a school BUZZ!
Math Teacher
What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Arithma-ticks!
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