Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
Archives for May 2012
You wouldn’t get it!
Mama So Big
Yo Mama so fat…
when god said, “Let there be light”, he had to ask her to move!
Hungry Momma
Yo mama so stupid…
when she came to pick you up she thought the school bus was a runaway twinkie!
Dog to Crow
A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?
“I don’t tweet!”
Alphabet Mama
What starts with a y, ends with an a, and says she knows everything?
Yo mama!
Department Store Mama
Yo mama’s so fat…
she stummbled over K-mart, tripped over Walmart and landed on Target!